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Teacher survival gear for the Professionally Unhinged.

Classroom humor, survival energy, and designs made for teachers who are one copier jam away from losing it.

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You Might Be a Feral Teacher If...

  • The copier can sense your fear.
  • Your coffee has an attendance requirement.
  • You know exactly who is talking before you turn around.
  • You've taught an entire lesson while ignoring at least three minor crimes.
  • You can hear a Chromebook game from across the room.
  • You've developed a sixth sense for nonsense.

Welcome. You're among friends.

Teacher Lounge

If You Don't Take Your Meds teacher shirt preview

If You Don't Take Your Meds... I Might

A classroom survival tee for teachers running on patience, caffeine, and one last warning.

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I Have a Degree in This teacher shirt preview

I Have a Degree in This. Somehow.

For the educator who has the credentials and still has to explain the obvious.

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Professionally Unhinged teacher shirt preview

Professionally Unhinged

A polished warning label for teachers holding it together in public.

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Apples teacher shirt preview

Apples.

A simple teacher-code design with just enough attitude baked in.

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Need Coffee teacher shirt preview

Need Coffee

For teachers who start every day with caffeine and a controlled eye twitch.

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Teaching Is Basically Herding Feral Cats teacher shirt preview

Teaching Is Basically...

For teachers who know classroom management can feel suspiciously like bath time with feral cats.

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Silent Reading teacher shirt preview

Silent Reading

A chaos-management tee for every teacher who has watched silent reading become a group project.

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Per My Last Email teacher shirt preview

Per My Last Email

An inbox-survival tee for teachers who have already answered that question three different ways.

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